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  2. pinkvelourtracksuit:

    once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

    (via biryazaksami)

     

  3. peregrintoolc:

    I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

    (Source: billycraplan, via pizza)

     
  4. (via pizza)

     
  5. thereverendpuck:

    [Heavy Breathing]

    (via tessmilom)

     
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  7. (Source: flodaflo, via hi)

     

  8. my meals in the summer

    1. breakfast: 3pm
    2. dinner: 11pm
    3. more food: 1am
    4. midnight snack: 4am
     
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  11. (Source: sv-a, via sirbry)

     

  12. actualucifer:

    AND DON’T

    FUCKING

    TELL PEOPLE

    THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

    BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

    JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

    (Source: luciforeal, via pizza)

     

  13. jibblyuniverse:

    derpfire:

    jibblyuniverse:

    frenums:

    things that will always sound sarcastic

    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

    Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

    ok buddy man

    I might not have thought that last one through

    (via pizza)

     
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  15. oldpaintings:

    Ivan IV the Terrible visited by the ghosts of those he murdered by  Baron Mikhail Petrovich Klodt von Jurgensburg (Russian, 1835—1914)

    (via sixpenceee)